What if…?
I did a recording with tigers being the seed of the conversation?
I did something based on a sentence from a randomly picked time?
I randomly picked a sentence from a book and related it to tigers?
I did a madlibs where all the adjectives had to pertain to tigers?
Tigers didn’t have stripes, would they still be distinct?
That tiger at Disneyworld really likes to scare small tourists?
Ligers had shown up in the wild on their own?
Would a Liger or Tigon ruin an ecosystem or mesh with lion/tiger groups?
Science had better things to do than hybridize big cats?
If tigers had an elemental characteristic, would it be lightning or fire?
Humans domesticated cats before they domesticated dogs?
How adapted to urban jungle would big cats be after people?
Stripes were actually a barcode for genetic history?
The internet actually was tubes full of cats carrying pictures of naked women?
How would viruses be coded for such an internet?
Would spam be tolerable, if only for the fact cats delivered it?
Would the connections be unreliable due to how fickle cats are?
Would the dial up noise be of cats purring or hissing, or some combination?
Nyan cat was something other than a poptart, like a bagel or something?
Would the apocalypse be less frightening if it was about the clash between longcat and tacgnol?
Would anon be a force to fear if they were more organized?
Is it possible for such a concept to be organized?
Could cats rule the world if they weren’t so lazy?
Why does cat food look so much better than the food we get?
Is the Cheshire cat wrong, and that dogs are the ‘mad’ ones for growling when angry?
Could Soundwave be a good cat person, or is he too logical to do much with them?
Has Ravage ever done something very cat-like that’s silly?
If Beast Era Transformers were more successful, would there be more cats or dogs?
What if Transformers had a one shot cheesy western?
Would the player piano be transformer or played by one?
Would they all have cowboy hats or only the Autobots?
Would all of the Decepticons have cheesy villain moustaches?
Did Hasbro plan for their products’ shows to be good again to draw in the parents as well as the kids?
Is Transformers making more money from younger or older people?
Is My Little Pony noticeably benefitting from it’s surprise demographic?
Was Hasbro secretly in charge of my childhood until I turned to Lego?
Would other if any large corporations run an on-again-off-again long term strategy like that?
What would a feasible LEGO car run on/with that wouldn’t melt it?
Would you download/order models for said car, or just build one yourself from a large tub of parts?
I wonder what my toys would do if they came to life when I wasn’t around.
Would they act like the character they are or have they developed their own personality?
I wonder how they clean up the mess they’d make from a full-scale battle quickly?
Perhaps they’re the reason I misplace things when I’m in a hurry in the morning?
I wonder how these dark, gritty Bionicle characters reacted to the ponies when I got them.
I wonder what the personalities of toys without a back story would be like.
Do the toys carry some of the powers their character has?
Do they play with other inanimate toys or play board games when they’re active?
If I let them play Minecraft overnight for a week, what would they have built?
Would the LEGO toys make other models or enhancements to themselves?
I wonder if the toys could help clean up a little when they were done playing for the night.
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